Dear Dummy on my Street with the Annoying Car Alarm

You are too dumb to own a car alarm. I'm fairly certain that your car is not the object of attempted car theft three times a week. Seriously. Fucking learn how your car alarm works or I am going to smash your car.

With smashy fists of fury,

Carly

Dear Bacardi,

Incorporating reflective surfaces into an ad can be nifty keen, placing such an ad in a toilet stall is not so keen. Having your potential customers stare into a mirror labelled with a name tag:
"Hello, my name is:
Whatever you want it to be!"
while they pee just doesn't inspire the sort of debached spirit that would lead to rum drinking.

Soberly yours
sra

Dear Face, Dear Book,

Book. Book book book. There is something intellectual about the word book. intimate about your face. Face face face. Face. Yet together all these words can tell me is which 80s cartoons you think you liked. Spelling is apparently not the rule in a face-book. If a face-book blinks what pages does it miss? I could go on, but this is the oldest rant in the face. Book the facts.

,

Dave

Dear Everyone,

Where have all the posters gone, long time passing? Where have all the posters gone, long time ago?Sadly,

Greg

Dear Everyone,

Where did you all go?

Wondering,

The blog