Dear Dummy on my Street with the Annoying Car Alarm
You are too dumb to own a car alarm. I'm fairly certain that your car is not the object of attempted car theft three times a week. Seriously. Fucking learn how your car alarm works or I am going to smash your car.
With smashy fists of fury,
With smashy fists of fury,
Carly
posted by CR | 9:55 pm
1 Correspondances:
Dear Carly,
Thanks for your concern! Unfortunately my automobile is the home of thousands of snakes, some of them Brazilian in origin and very rare. Therefore I cannot allow for the possibility of their escape and/or theft. The alarm keeps them placid. I am sorry your sleep is being disturbed, perhaps you might consider sleeping in my trunk with the boa constrictor? His name is Codswallow. I'll leave the key under the front-left tire, just in case.
Fond regards,
-Dummy on your Street
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