Dear Corwin,

I miss you terribly at Hamilton-area gatherings. What shindig is complete without snarky comments from Corwins? Or an appearance from Legolas, at the very least. And how do we know that our party actually partied without incriminating video evidence of the event?

How can we ensure optimal Corwin presence at the next event? How can we get you to stay overnight?

I volunteer Borrelli to bake you a pie if it will help.

With love,

Hamilton