Dear Pigeons,
I know a 23rd floor perch must have seemed like the ideal place to roost, but it's not my fault that your eggs didn't hatch; on the contrary, I suspect that the half-assed scattering of pine needles you call a nest is to blame.
If you continue to taunt my cat I may at some point be unable to restrain her -- at which point she will most likely burst through the screen door and claw you to bits as you plummet toward the pavement together, locked in a horrific struggle to the death.
Also, please stop shitting on my balcony and in my air conditioner.
With grudging respect,
I know a 23rd floor perch must have seemed like the ideal place to roost, but it's not my fault that your eggs didn't hatch; on the contrary, I suspect that the half-assed scattering of pine needles you call a nest is to blame.
If you continue to taunt my cat I may at some point be unable to restrain her -- at which point she will most likely burst through the screen door and claw you to bits as you plummet toward the pavement together, locked in a horrific struggle to the death.
Also, please stop shitting on my balcony and in my air conditioner.
With grudging respect,
Greg
posted by onshi | 10:20 pm
2 Correspondances:
Dear circlejerker,
I want to delete this comment, but I am drawn to the idea of there being lots of information about Luke Skywalker Wallpaper!
In naive admiration,
Dave
Dear David Alexander,
DORK!!!!
Many smiles :)
Amy
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