Dear Everyone,

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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Dear Acme,

I put in my order for a helper monkey many, many moons ago. I still have not recieved my helper monkey. I would like a helper monkey.

Plus, the dish fairy you sent, not so helpful. She tends to create dirty dishes instead of cleaning the dirty dishes. I would like a refund, please.

Sincerely,
Disgruntled customer # 543-49

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