Dear Golden Hawks Football Team,

Please win the Vanier Cup on Saturday so that I get to write about cheerleading for The Cord. You see, if you win, the paper will be 8 pages, meaning there will be room for me to write an editorial on cheerleading. If you lose, the paper will likely only be 4 pages, meaning my piece will be cut. So please win. I really love cheerleading and I really want to write about it.

Selfishly,

Carly